It's not as if any of this actually mattered! I don't even want to go to the Gala anyway! Parcel Post: Discord: Are you perhaps looking for me? Parcel Post: Are you "Discord or current resident"? I can't find any street numbers in this place. What's that? You're worried Discord might be upset?" Not a problem! I can make more new friends anytime I want. Before somepony else thinks he's my friend and expects to be asked instead. So much funnier than unfunny old Discord!" Discord: "No, no, here. Discord: Have fun at the Gala! Tree Hugger: Righteous! Discord: "Oh, Tree Hugger. Discord: It has nothing to do with seeing you or not seeing you. ![]() Discord: My vibe? Fluttershy: It's a compliment. Pinkie Pie: You want none of the cakes now?! Fluttershy: Oh, my, you are funny! Discord: I guess every being in Equestria is funny today. Oh, by the way, are you bringing anypony? Pinkie Pie: Oh, of course! I was gonna ask my mom, because she's, you know, my mom, but it turned out she didn't want to go, so I started asking around and around and around, and I couldn't think of anypony, and I was about to just go by myself, and I realized, of course! Who loves fancy exciting affairs more than anypony else? My sister Maud! Discord: You know what? Cancel my order. Pinkie Pie: All of them?! He wants all of the cakes! Discord: Well, I'll need all my energy when I'm dancing at the Gala, if I decide to go that is. Want some cake? Pinkie Pie: I can give you a list of all the flavors we have in order of most delicious to incredibly, unbelievably delicious! Discord: Actually, Pinkie Pie, who are you taking to. Sweetie Belle: We're plus-ones! Cutie Mark Crusaders: We're plus ones! We're plus-ones! Discord: Yes, yes, yes, I believe I got that! Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Pinkie Pie: Have a wonderful, special, fantastic day! Oh, hi, Discord. My little sister's all grown up! Rainbow Dash: Hey! Cutie Mark Crusaders: This is gonna be the best night ever! Discord: I don't suppose that, uh, these adorable little cutie pies have their own tickets to the Gross Gruesome Gala, do they? Apple Bloom: Rarity: Ahem! To answer your rather rude question, they're going as our dates, our plus-ones. It ain't like it's a life-changin' experience or nothiiiiing. ![]() Gah! Discord: Where's Twilight? Spike: Uh, she's in Canterlot, helping Princess Celestia with the Gala! Spike: Rarity: Oh, your first Grand Galloping Gala! The excitement, the anticipation! I wouldn't miss this for all the jewels in Equestria! Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle: We're going to the Gala! We're going to the Gala! We're going to the Gala! Applejack: Alright, y'all, keep it down. Oh, did I say that out loud? I mean, ta-ta. Discord: Well, I guess we're just going to have to exclude them from our party this time. Well, gotta go! Fluttershy: But we haven't had any of our Tuesday teacakes. ![]() Were you not invited? Discord: Who, me? It probably got lost in the mail. I assumed you'd have your own ticket since you and Princess Celestia are friends now. Um, I'm afraid I've already asked Tree Hugger. Fluttershy: We're all gonna have so much fun together at the Grand Galloping Gala! Discord: Oh, I was wondering when you were going to ask me. She's a member of the Equestrian Society for the Preservation of Rare Creatures. Discord: Tree Hugger? Fluttershy: I met her on a trip to see the Breezies. Discord: Ohoho, but that's not all! When I went to look for them again, they were on the ceiling! Fluttershy: Oh, Discord, I've never known anypony as funny as you! I love that story about the time you tried to train your right paw.to fetch your left leg! Oh, I do love our Tuesday teas, and I can't wait for you to meet my friend Tree Hugger.
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